Hagel

What is Hagel?

A hagel is a ham bagel. There is subtle irony in this.

Me: Duuudddeeee, I'm fuggin starving.

Drk: You should have ate that hagel.

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When a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a male's fully erect wang

1. That bitch just hageled me before we did the dirty

2. Suzanne surprised John with a hagel on saturday night

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