What is Hagel?
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A hagel is a ham bagel. There is subtle irony in this.
Me: Duuudddeeee, I'm fuggin starving.
Drk: You should have ate that hagel.
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When a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a male's fully erect wang
1. That bitch just hageled me before we did the dirty
2. Suzanne surprised John with a hagel on saturday night
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The act of having sex with hot Asian chicks who have awesome rockin' tits.
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A boner that is aquired instantly
When Dylan saw that picture of a naked man, he got an "insta-boner"
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