Haggen Das Edit Meaning

1. A person who is a douche and is solely attracted to other douches. I bet Brad is a homodouchaphiliac, he and his girlfriend are such do..

1. Where you're about to reach climax, and you bend over and splooge in your own face. I was going to splooge on my girlfriend, but I..

1. 3/4 modern english and 1/4 1337speak p is pronounced as a p 4 is pronounced as an a, such as hay, today, etc. ee is pronounced as dou..