What is Haggios?
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The delightfully crappy breakfast cereal for all of those crazy punkin' Scotsmen (and women) out there. It's made out of only the best haggis, which is made out of only the best sheep and pig parts. They look like cheerios, smell like haggis, and taste like crap!
"Oh man, those haggios taste just like the real thing!"
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When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.
Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had..
