What is Haggios?
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The delightfully crappy breakfast cereal for all of those crazy punkin' Scotsmen (and women) out there. It's made out of only the best haggis, which is made out of only the best sheep and pig parts. They look like cheerios, smell like haggis, and taste like crap!
"Oh man, those haggios taste just like the real thing!"
Random Words:
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The act of flushing the toilet immediately after you drop your business in a crowded bathroom, insuring the smell doesn't spread.
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