Haggis Surprise

What is Haggis Surprise?

1.

Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it

After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce

Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'

Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'

See haggis, surprise, shit, suprise, entrails, fuck, come, cum, dump, eat shit

61

Random Words:

Appcrush

1. to have affection for an application similar to a crush on a person, an appcrush is normally short lived until another application catc..

Nado

1. An abbriviation of Coronado An island town in San Diego. Dude, i'm from nado. See coronado, cornado, emerald city 2. Nado = Cor..

Ev1

1. An electric car that was the first purpose-built battery electric vehicle produced by General MotorsGM in the United States. The EV1 ele..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free