Haggis Surprise

What is Haggis Surprise?

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Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it

After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce

Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'

Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'

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