What is Haggis Surprise?
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Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce
Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'
Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'
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The rotting undead corpse of Christopher Reeve.
Look out! Here comes zombie superman! He can't be killed!..
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a person containing caracteristics of all of the following: rat bastardosity, jewish heritage, and occasional retardedness
for example,..
