What is Haggster?
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an old man or woman who coax's children into their lairs by offering them sweet sugary snacks such as worthers than brutally rub their crotch againt their bodies in an attempt to pleasure them selves.
"my god, that old haggster just offered me three worthers to get haggatised by that old slag"
"oh my god i just got haggathised by that old haggster"
"that old haggster man craven just pushed his boner againt my thigh"
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