What is Hags?
1.
Acronym for "Have a Great Summer" used by people who still want to write in your yearbook despite the fact that they don't actually know you well enough to say anything personal.
"HAGS! -Sara"
"Man, I just got hagged by this stupid bitch I barely know. I regret letting her sign my yearbook."
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2.
Henry and Gaston Sleepovers
HAGS HAGS hags jus hags your a hags
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3.
The nonsensical use of the term "HAGS - have a great summer" used by many in elementary/middleschool to express feelings of I barely care for you. This use of the word persists of two literal definitions:
1.) "This place fucking sucks and I'm leaving..."
2.) You (directed at an unwanted individual) in an attempt to make said person leave the place of party
HAGS can also be used in the past, present, and future tense.
1.) Dude I just missed out on my chance to tap that gymnast chick, so I'm gonna go ahead and drive home drunk...HAGS!"
2.) Frank you just knocked over my antique Thomas the Train 1st edition set, fuck off and HAGS..bitch
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4.
horse and giraffe sex
madison and anthony will have hags
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5.
acronym: Hide and Go Seek
"im bored"
"yea, lets go play some HAGS"
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6.
High Altitude Gas Syndrome - the onslaught of farts and burps you get when you travel briefly to a high altitude locale, as with a weekend ski trip. is it brought on by the rapid shift in altitude? the tequila you stayed up all night drinking at the poker table? the crappy resort food? nobody knows for sure, but when you rattle the entire chairlift with a big honking fart for the TENTH time in a day, you can chalk it up to HAGS.
"oops, crack the windows folks. sorry about that. looks like the HAGS is setting in."
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7.
Hags stands for "Hide And Go Seek", which is a game everyone in the world knows how to play.
Beanie: "Want to play HAGS inside of the grocery store later?"
Tyler: "HECK YEAH!"
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