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Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes on..
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To be goat faced is to have your mouth full of so much pudding that it bears resemblance to a goat.
Man, Bill had practically an entire..
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A set of objects that, when purchased for a woman, can be used to win back her heart. Not to be confused with cankles or gunt.
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