Haider

What is Haider?


1.

The biggest pimp you will ever see

"Look at Samir Haider, that dude is the biggest pimp"

2.

in arabic it means lion. usually a shiite name because their leader, ali, was given the title haider

a person who is very determined to do some good in this world. also very good-looking. people are very envious of them because these haiders have many talents and abilities.

did you see that guy fight off a mugger? he must be a haider!

girl1: that girls realy smart

girl2: shes a haider; what do you expect?

See haider, why, do, we, have, to, tag

3.

"Hey There"

A cool way of saying hey there.

Haider guiz.

See haider, hey, there, hay, ther

4.

A person who displays pimp like confidence when in reality is a douche.

That guy who gave me a hard look is such a haider.

See haider, douche, pimp, confidence, haideritis

5.

The kind of guy who thinks he can get rid of his lisp...

Samir: "Well, the book says that if you start with your tounge at the top of your mouth, you have to slowly bring it down to the bottom; pushing the air out through your teeth, like this...Sssally"

Steven: "It is still the same"

Samir: "Damn It!!"

6.

The kind of guy who tries to get rid of his lisp while saying "Sally Sold Seashells by the Seashore.

Samir: "Hey guys, check out my lisp, it's almost gone! Sssally Sssold Ssseahshhhells by the Ssseashore...How was that?

Steven: "It's still the same."

Samir: Damn It!!

**God, this smells like asssshhh:)


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