Hailf

What is Hailf?


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What it is when it is not the houle fing. Like if you haived soumething, but then you didn't haive part of. It. Then you would haive hailf of da old fing, but the houle fing of the sexund fing taht happend. lick i fall down and break nose. I have hailf balance now!

Noxious perfumes: hey, you kick my dog

Meeeena: No I did not

alabaster squandwitch: Did so, but also broke my violschwinn

Meeeena: Ya, now you have hailf violschwinn.

alabaster squandwitch You lick dat, don't u. Idioth.

See russia, skeet skeet skeet, heif, half


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