What is Haim'd?
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Definition one: The particular facial expression of someone (almost always a blonde male) looking guileless and fetching in the matter of Corey Haim, a teen star of the 1980's. To have Haim'd correctly, the mouth must be slightly open with the end of the tongue exposed, and the eyebrows raised. (see the movies "The Lost Boys" and "Dream a Little Dream")
Definition two: to go on a ketamine and valium bender for weeks to years at a time.
Def one: Oh my god, that guy over at the bar just totally Haim'd at me!
Def two: Sorry I didn't return your call, I sorta Haim'd out for a couple of months there.
