What is Hair Across Your Arse?
1.
Introduced by the third Earl of Spender in the early 1900's. If you have a hair across your arse you are in a fould mood about something. AS if something is interfeering with your shit.
You've only got a hair across your arse because I wiped my dick on the curtains!
See
Random Words:
1.
the coolest disney movie ever
2.
a woman whose pussy smells so bad the cats follow her.
i got a hookup with a little mermaid last nig..
1.
A phenomenon which occurs when one gets a hard-on in a mildly cool to cold environment, immediately after shrinkage has taken place. The..
