What is Hair Across Your Arse?
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Introduced by the third Earl of Spender in the early 1900's. If you have a hair across your arse you are in a fould mood about something. AS if something is interfeering with your shit.
You've only got a hair across your arse because I wiped my dick on the curtains!
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