What is Hair Compensation Syndrome?
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Where someone who is going bald grows more hair out on the sides of their head to cover it up, or compensates for it with distracting facial hair. ie:very large sideburns, huge mustaches,goatees, etc.
"Look at that old dude's huge burns! Classic case of hair compensation syndrome."
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Someone who jogs so much they lose so much weight they start to look like a corpse.
"I thought that was a zombie on the side of th..