Hair Em Scare Em

What is Hair Em Scare Em?


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Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue

Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.

See dustbowl, sara lee, coach, masturbate, prank, dirty sanchez


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