What is Hair Em Scare Em?
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Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue
Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.
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1) The only thing that matters in the world
2) The only word that can be used as an adjective, noun, adverb, verb etc.
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After a serious beat-off session or after sex the small amount of leftover semen that oozes out, stains and hardens in ones underwear.
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