What is Hair Em Scare Em?
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Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue
Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.
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Period of time that elapses when two males stand next to each other at a urinal to pee. This extended elapsed time before the piss comes..
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Homestar- esqueslang for toilet.
The King of Town is on the toilet:
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