Hair Farmer

What is Hair Farmer?


1.

Any male with excessively long hair.

Lorenzo Lamas, Fabio, and all the members of "Lynrd Skynrd" are hair farmers.

2.

A member of a heavy-metal band, usually in the 1980s. The look is primarily characterized by a large amount of hair (normally blond), secondarily by donning spandex and studded leather jackets

Most members of these bands, among others: Whitesnake, Poison, Motley Crue, Warrant.

3.

a guy who spends more than half the day messing with his hair. Also a guy who has long hair and uses his hand for a comb during the day.

Girl: Come on, lets go or we will miss the movie.

Dude: hold on. Im doing my hair.

Girl: God, your such a hair farmer!

See long, hair, farmer, comb, fingers

4.

a dude that grows his hair out like a chick

Rob Hamilton and Chad Williams are hair farmer s

See rob, kelly, raw, long, hair, matt, keenan


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