Hair Impaired

What is Hair Impaired?


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Hair being in a less than perfect or whole condition:

a)visually disturbing

b)the state of being follically challenged

c)being trapped in the 60's or 70's hairstyles

d)suffering from any of several all-too-common afflictions including but not limited to 4" un-dyed roots, mullets (particularly the bald guy with long fringe style reminiscent of the wreath-like 'do sported by Catholic monks in the time of Martin Luther), hair plugs, and facial hair-dying fiascos.

Adjective: hair impaired

Date of origin: 2007

Place of origin: Western Kentucky

"Don't make fun of that guy with the really bad comb-over, he's hair impaired. "

See bad hair


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