Hair Mafia

What is Hair Mafia?

large groups of hipster guys (and their girls) with immaculately coifed johnny thunders hair.

I was gonna go down for the drink specials but the hair mafia was out in force.

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Velcro Bush

1. Pubic hair (of a girl) that is so long and curly that it catches your hand in it like Velcro. Christy: Why won't you move your han..

Hatehandles

1. The Metalhead's word for "lovehandles." see lovehandles I would wear that shirt, but then you'd see my fucking hate..

The Firefighter

1. Lighting a match and putting it in an asshole so the burning end is out and shoot your load to put it out I gave that chick a fireman..

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