Hair Thieves

What is Hair Thieves?


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Those persons that would steal hair from old ladies and sell it into slavery... in Azerbaijan.

Eddie Izzard: “Why, old lady? Why the hairnet?”

Old Lady (also Eddie Izzard): (mimes holding the hairnet against the hair) “Oh, the hair thieves! The hair thieves, they come in the night… Steal your hair, they do! Sell us into slavery… in Azerbaijan.“

See thieves, slavery, old ladies, azerbaijan, hair, eddie izzard


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