What is Hair Thieves?
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Those persons that would steal hair from old ladies and sell it into slavery... in Azerbaijan.
Eddie Izzard: “Why, old lady? Why the hairnet?”
Old Lady (also Eddie Izzard): (mimes holding the hairnet against the hair) “Oh, the hair thieves! The hair thieves, they come in the night… Steal your hair, they do! Sell us into slavery… in Azerbaijan.“
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