What is Hair Wank?
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to wrap some birds hair round your penis and then with the use of her head and your hand to proceed to spill your load all over her hair causing severe tanglement of her hair.
Man - Oh baby, I love the hair wank, I am about to shoot my monstrous load all over your goldie locks
Bird - thank you, you are most kind and I am eternally grateful. can you pop to the shop to get some Pantene Pro V
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a muffin with jizz on it
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A rich suburban housewife, who lives in a huge house with a maid and a gardner and a very rich husband, nearly always very WASP like.
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