What is Hairanoia?
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A disturbed thought process characterized by excessive fear and anxiety that everyone is staring at your hair and making fun of you for it.
Tara's extreme hairanoia compelled her to wear a hat until her bangs grew out. They said she was just being hairanoid, but she swore they were all laughing!
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The irrational and compulsive sense that one's hair is wrong or out of place.
Nancy Grace kept flipping her bangs back into place, suggesting mild hairanoia.
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