What is Hairanoia?
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A disturbed thought process characterized by excessive fear and anxiety that everyone is staring at your hair and making fun of you for it.
Tara's extreme hairanoia compelled her to wear a hat until her bangs grew out. They said she was just being hairanoid, but she swore they were all laughing!
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The irrational and compulsive sense that one's hair is wrong or out of place.
Nancy Grace kept flipping her bangs back into place, suggesting mild hairanoia.
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Random Words:
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verb; to exile a room mate from a room/dorm so one can masturbate in solitude. See Sexile.
Yesterday I masturbiled my room mate Miguel ..
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lesbians, ye ole tongue in groove action
Those whores are nothin but a couple of lick sisters.
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partakers in lickety slit..
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When a chick with a dick fools a guy into thinking he's a chick, the guy has been bermeisted.
Man, I reached down her pants a grab..
