What is Haircut?
1.
The act of cutting your hair
I'm getting an emo side fringed cut today. woot woot.
2.
a drinking act involving:
- two people
- alchohol
- energy drink or gatorade
one person tilts their head back and closes their throat. the other person then pours small amount of energy drink, large amount of alchohol, and small amount of energy drink in that order. the drinker then tilts their head up and swallows the drink simultaneously. this is done for two reasons: you dont feel it going down no matter the alchohol percent and it gets you very drunk very fast.
"dude i had like 8 haircuts last night of red bull and smirnoff and i woke up in a football field naked with a sock on my dick."
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3.
noun
(1) obnoxiously trendy
(2) ob"scene" individual with ridiculously cut and teased hair
synonym: whitebelt
i guess Whiskey Bar is the new place to be; there were so many haircuts making out with whitebelts last Thursday it wasn't even worth the $1 wells.
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4.
A man with a well-coffed haircut that he uses primarily in his function as a salesman. He is always a republican but is just one firing away from the welfare lines. He is waiting for his parents to die so he can quit work and drink scotches for the rest of his life.
That dude John is a real haircut. He is just a handsome flunky that old broads think is darling.
5.
A reduction in pay or loss of money.
During the divorce, she gave him a good haircut.
6.
A
Emily will be giving Joe a haircut when he loses their CPA exam bet.
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7.
a person who is a metrosexual toughguy. they dress metrosexual and always pluck eyebrows and gel hair ect. and to tell themselves they are actually male they try to act tough and get in fights
that bar was fun but there was way to many haircuts there.
see "my new haircut" on youtube
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