What is Haired?
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To get caught or reprimanded, typically while participating in an illegal or unscrupulous activity. Term is thought to originally refer to the consequences resulting from failing a drug test based on a hair follicle sample.
Dude the cops found my stash! I'm fuckin' haired!
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Performance of wifi in Starbucks is inversely proportional to the amount of cute women in Starbucks.
5 hotties just walked into my Star..
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N; One who initiates the massacre of crotches.
V; The massacre of crotches.
"You are such a crotchicre, ya creeper!"
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