What is Hairemscarem?
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Wait until your friend passes out drunk, fill his hand with Krazy Glue, and throw a big bunch of hair into it that you collected from your barbershop floor and saved in a bag in your trunk for just such an occasion.
"My roommate in college used to masterbate constantly whenever I left the room. I taught him the meaning of 'common area'; I gave him the old hairemscarem."
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when you ask a old man to get behind his cable box for troubleshooting and he bends over the front of it and his jazz balls tap the box
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