What is Hairgasm?
1.
The feeling you get when you have been shampooed till your toes curl. Your hair has been teased till you think you will pass out and the final look and feel of it all makes you want to go home and play with your self if no one else will because you look just that great now!
My client had a hairgasm today because she looked just that hot!
3.
You know you're having a hairgasm when you're feeling someone's hair and you realise you have been petting them for 10 minutes,
Hairgasms usually result from;
Shiny or soft hair,
Spiky or Styled hair,
or sometimes curly hair.
Jane:
"DUUUDEE Have you felt that kid Hunter's hair?!"
Bob:
"OH MY GOD YES IT'S ORGASMICLY SOFT!!"
Jane:
"No, bob, it's HAIRGASMIC!!"
Bob:
"Ohhh, righttt. ;)"
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4.
The near orgasmic release felt when taking one's hair down from a ponytail or updo after several hours, sometimes accompanied by a
Last night I definitely had a hairgasm.
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5.
The action of screaming while messing up your hair, with both hands, during a night out to get the required volumised indie style.
Teresa: "Look at that Chav, her hair is so flat"
Niamh: "She definitely needs a hairgasm"
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