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Masturbation.
The opposite of (or perhaps, precursor to) Intercourse.
"I was ready for an all-nighter with that redhead, but had..
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extreamly bad diarhea, symptoms ranging from the squirts, to actual blood comeing out your rectum.
a perfectly good excuse to skip work..
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Zombie walk is when a loving man has his partner put one hand on the wall and pulls back the other to cut off the circulation while perf..