What is Hairjob?
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when a girl wraps her very long hair around your genitals.
He met a girl with very long brown silky hair. She took him to her place and rubbed her long brown silky hair on his genitals and gave him the best hairjob ever. He came almost instantly. The feeling of her hair was intense.
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when you go to the hairdressers and beat off under the cape
When my friend went to Just Friends, Kimmie gave him the best hairjob!
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to chill. (ie refrigerate)
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