Hairnet

What is Hairnet?


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The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trapped by an entangled mass of pubic hair.

Man, that water was so cold I had some painful hairnet action.

See hairnet, men, pubic hair, cold, genitals


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