What is Hairnet?
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The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trapped by an entangled mass of pubic hair.
Man, that water was so cold I had some painful hairnet action.
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boy who frequently gets upset at accurate commentary on his nature
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A yee haw, honkey tonk, redneck form of "roughest, toughest." Usually spoken with a mock Southern accent.
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avoiding confrontation by breaking up with your girlfriend of two years by telling her that you're gay
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