What is Hairnet?
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The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trapped by an entangled mass of pubic hair.
Man, that water was so cold I had some painful hairnet action.
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A particularly skanky brand of howho has been linked to a large number of guys; with the number often being in the triple digit range.
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Towels hung strictly for show or decoration, meant to enhance the beauty and appearance of the bathroom. No one, not even the residents ..