What is Hairnet?
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The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trapped by an entangled mass of pubic hair.
Man, that water was so cold I had some painful hairnet action.
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usually in reference to a spaz attack with utlra hyper, seizure like squealing and and jumping
jessica went into hyperspazium at the si..