What is Hairnet?
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The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trapped by an entangled mass of pubic hair.
Man, that water was so cold I had some painful hairnet action.
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Cool, fresh, outta sight. Very common in the early 1950s, about the same time as zorch and zorch cow.
Hey, that movie was real George...
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An extrordinary fetish for cum.
"Trish likes sperm so much she's a cumapheliac."
See cumwhore, sucubus, cumslut..