What is Hairnet?
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The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trapped by an entangled mass of pubic hair.
Man, that water was so cold I had some painful hairnet action.
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v. To handle a situation in the worst manner possible; to fail terribly.
"Dude, you got us arrested. You bitchchristed it."
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