Hairpes

What is Hairpes?

a made-up disease of the hair (from: herpes); hair is messed up

When she woke up she looked like her hair had hairpes.

See bed head, bad hair day

Dirty Merlin

1. A Dirty Merlin is an older gentlemen, who hangs out in the corner of a bar hitting on locals. Usually sporting a novelty tash and smelli..

Vagina-cat

1. When one has pubes sooo soft, one could mistake them for a kittens fur Ellen Davis has a Vagina-Cat, its sooo soft See pubic, pube, pu..

Morning Woody

1. when you wake up with a bonner. And it happens every morning and you then have to piss. i woke up and got a morning woody it sucked cuz..

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