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First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.
Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?
Husband: No..
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The Sausage King of Chicago
You're Abe Froman?...The Sausage King of Chicago???
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A never-seen character in John Hughes..
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When finding out that his booty is way bigger than you thought. It's like finding buried treasure.
Jules: Damn!!! Stuart has a bud..