What is Hairtight?
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The degree to which a beard net worn by a street meat vendor actually prevents his hair from falling into the food.
Me: "Maybe they just forgot shave the hair from that lamb."
Willie: "Are you kidding? Did that beard net look hairtight to you?"
Me: "No, I suppose it didn't"
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