Hairtight

What is Hairtight?


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The degree to which a beard net worn by a street meat vendor actually prevents his hair from falling into the food.

Me: "Maybe they just forgot shave the hair from that lamb."

Willie: "Are you kidding? Did that beard net look hairtight to you?"

Me: "No, I suppose it didn't"

See hairnet, street meat, hair net


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