Hairy Bacon Edit Meaning

1. A nugget of crack cocaine Mario's mom sucked me off in exchange for a fat ass doom-doom..

1. Someone who has spent at least 913489545 hours in a tanning bed, and has acquired an unearthly citrus glow. Check out that orangeskin! ..

1. what you thought were testicles that are actually previously undetected ovaries that have dropped through the escape hatch (think hemorr..