What is Hairy Bagel?
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The area around a guy's navel. When both hands are used to scoop the flabby hairy gut flesh together in a circle, the navel and skin around it become the hairy bagel.
"I'll bet that fat dude could make a wicked hairy bagel."
"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"
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To masturbate on someones bedsheets before they go to bed. When they go to sleep they get covered in sperm.
Stephen: Why did Adam just ..
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something, specifically a penis or dildo, that loosens up a tight ass vagina
My vaginal decompressant is working perfectly, that bitch ..
