What is Hairy Bagel?
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The area around a guy's navel. When both hands are used to scoop the flabby hairy gut flesh together in a circle, the navel and skin around it become the hairy bagel.
"I'll bet that fat dude could make a wicked hairy bagel."
"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"
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The act of whacking one's self off whilst giving a girl face.
Person1: Man that Jerked Chicken Taco was awesome.
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