Hairy Bagpipes

What is Hairy Bagpipes?

Similiar to the rusty trombone, but with a twist. Hum on the nads and finagle the stork.

Jasons girlfreind was going to preform the rusty trombone, but decided to play the hairy bagpipes instead.

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The word hairy bagpipes derives from the other phrase "skin flute." The definition refers to the male genitals as musical instruments.

Tom Agen is amazing at playing the hairy bagpipes.

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