Hairy Bank Edit Meaning

1. Sarcastic, enraged, miserable office-drone bastard. That guy's job sucks, he must feel like Mechtrix. See Mechtrix..

1. When a male sits on his hand long enough to lose the sensation of feeling and then masturbates. Gives the effect of receiving a hand job..

1. Being totally cute and metrosexual in every way. Did you see Eli? He's a totally zakkypoo! See zak, cute, gay, metro, blonde..