Hairy Bean

What is Hairy Bean?


1.

A sad and lonely creature which somehow violates all laws of logic by being just as homophobic as it is homosexual. A Canadian closet Jew born in Miami, Brazil. Is usually seen mopping up - without utensils - at the local peep show. Moves often. Moves are often directly proportionate to international adult magazine selection at public library. Better known as the I-AM-SAP index.

Person A: "Wow, that Gay Canadian Hebrew just called me a fag!"

Person B: "Dude, relax, that's just Hairy Bean"

Person A: "Oh! How could I have missed the t-shirt of Armless Ali?! Wow, this is great!"

Person B: "Yeah, it means there is some kick ass I-AM-SAP within a 5 mile radius!"


53

Random Words:

1. A sexual term used when a man and a woman are having sex. If the man ejaculates inside the woman's vagina without protection, or pe..
1. Phrase used to describe someone who is truly from the ghetto and acts accordingly. 'Ghetto blay chay's are often very street w..
1. Means you are official and work the hardest to get where you are at. You draw or sing. You got a tattoo. Josh just got a pay raise he..