What is Hairy Belt Buckle?
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When one pulls up and hangs testicles and scrotum over the top of their pants, ensuring the penis stays hidden from view.
It is customary to draw the attention of unwitting bystanders to it.
Hands must not be securing the buckle in place.
That bastard Nathan burnt me with a hairy belt buckle this morning.
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Random Words:
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Thumbs that are so fat and stubby that they look like short cocks on one's hand.
Me: Brad, you've got some gnarly penis thumb..
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The greatest way someone can die.
Either...
1) Jumping off a historical landmark.
or
2) Drowning in 2 inch deep water.
Last night, ..
