What is Hairy Candle?
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When you cum into a condom and then cut off your pubic hair shove it in the condom and freeze it.
This tactic is sometimes used as a prank on a girlfriend. The "hairy candle" is put in the place of the girl friends dildo. Then when the girlfriend goes to use their dildo, they feel a cold, sticky, and worst of all hairy cum stick in their pussy.
My Girl friend wouldn't shut up so I made a Hairy candle and took her Dildo. Wow Jon that takes balls.
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