What is Hairy Chequebook?
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Payment made with a sexual act or favours of the flesh. An alternative method of payment for goods or services, generally used when one is strapped for cash. Technically speaking this is prostitution.
Cabbie: That will be $21.20 thanks.
Punter: Oh fuck, I'm out of cash. Can I pay by the hairy chequebook?
Random Words:
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when you ejaculate on to a persons face in the shape of a moustache.
"I want you to give me a yogurt moustache strifetoe"..