What is Hairy Chequebook?
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Payment made with a sexual act or favours of the flesh. An alternative method of payment for goods or services, generally used when one is strapped for cash. Technically speaking this is prostitution.
Cabbie: That will be $21.20 thanks.
Punter: Oh fuck, I'm out of cash. Can I pay by the hairy chequebook?
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A phrase said to a dumbass who answers a rhetorical question or states the obvious.
Guy: Where did he come from?
Dumbass: His mother...
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A device to stop a vaginal fart or "queef" in some case it can also prevent a nasty after scent.
She was wearing a queef muff..
