What is Hairy Donkey Pie?
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A Sexual move in which the female component does not shave her anal regions for some time, growing a rectal bush of sorts. Anal intercourse is then partaken in, when the male climaxes, he removes his phallice from her rectum and blows his payload in the hair surrounding her anal gap, then slapping her on the ass, causing her to say 'hee-haw' and kick like a mule.
Dude me and my girlfriend had our first hairy donkey pie last night...it was great.
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verb. A sex position which man holds woman upside down and they 69 while turning in circles or jumping,(preferably both/triple axle). Gi..