Hairy Dumpkin

What is Hairy Dumpkin?

Petting your dog while taking a shit.

An example of a Hairy Dumpkin: The dogs are attracted to the smell, so they come in to get some pets and a nasty smell fix at the same time.

See dump, canine, odor, deuce, animal

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