Hairy Eagle Edit Meaning

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1)A specimen that has over 6,000 hairs on its upper body, and flies very slow, seeing as though it is so hairy. The hair slows down the eagle's overall airspeed, making it the world's slowest, ugliest, animal...ever

2)Woman who doesn't shave her armpits and therefore never has a date.

1) The HAIRY EAGLE flew over me today and took a dump on my face. It was ugly and slow.

2) That chick is a HAIRY EAGLE. She doesn't shave her armpits and I shall therefore not date her.

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