Hairy Gates

What is Hairy Gates?

Scientifically speaking, the labia majora. Also known as meat curtains.

Man, it took so long to get her panties off, I never thought I'd get through the hairy gates.

Numbnutism

1. Being too lazy to fully type out words or phrases on message boards. Instead of typing, "Original Poster", one might type, &q..

Hog Runner

1. A man who prefers dating and fucking fat chicks. Synonymous with chubby chaser. That guy prefers fat women? He must be a hog runner Se..

Hboc

1. Hot boys on Crack the only ones worth spending an entire sunday with Lauren and Jennie were totally mackin on those hboc's after ..

Hairy Gates Edit Meaning