What is Hairy German?
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A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.
Hairy German is at it again
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the act of sexual intercourse, sex in the missionary position
some night last night, met this bird and she was a bare arse boxing champ..
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An unpleasant object shoved up places they do not belong.
Up your Jaffe, Jordan.
Jordan, I hope you shove that soccer ball up your Jaf..