What is Hairy German?
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A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.
Hairy German is at it again
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Someone who is attracted to old aged pensioners.
1 - How old's your new girlfriend?
2 - 78
1 - What?!?!?!? You is only 21, you&a..