What is Hairy German?
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A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.
Hairy German is at it again
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An awesome car, it can go 75 mph downhill with no exhaust. It can also go 0 to 40 in 3 seconds.
My 1985 chrysler lebaron..