What is Hairy Hamburg?
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When a man is being treated to a Rusty Trombone by a moderately overweight woman and will not let her cease the anal cunillingis until she recites the Duke Fight Song, followed by a prompt and accurate spelling of the word Krzyewski, spoken directly into the rectum.
The bitch's below-average Rusty Trombone turned into an orgasmic Hairy Hamburg when she began to belted out a jizz-dropping rendition of "Fight Bue Devils."
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