Hairy Johnson

What is Hairy Johnson?


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The hairy johnson is when a man shaves all his pubes off and puts it on his penis. A girl will then suck the said penis, and pubic hair that is on the penis. This is called a Hairy Johnson. Because his dick is hairy as fuck.

"Aight girl we gonna do the Hairy Johnson now". Female - "But why?" Male - "Bitch you said you wanted me to shave my googus, so why not do this."

See hairy, johnson, pubes, head


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