What is Hairy Lampshade?
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To stick a lightbulb into someone's ass, and then screw a working lamp (minus the shade) onto the bulb. Then, turn on the lamp, thus creating a human lampshade. The ass has to be at least moderately hairy for this to be achieved.
I can't sit down for 5 days cause of that hairy lampshade I got last night.
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basically 'peng a leng' means 'over buff', 'trimendous', 'really sexy', 'fucking fit' ..
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to be handsomer than others. hotness.
His handsomeness astounded me.
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A massage given usually by a prostitute which includes a hand job at the end.
Hey wanna stop by that place in the city and get a yanky ..
