Hairy Lampshade

What is Hairy Lampshade?


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To stick a lightbulb into someone's ass, and then screw a working lamp (minus the shade) onto the bulb. Then, turn on the lamp, thus creating a human lampshade. The ass has to be at least moderately hairy for this to be achieved.

I can't sit down for 5 days cause of that hairy lampshade I got last night.

See hairy, lampshade, harry, ass, light bulb


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