What is Hairy Lampshade?
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To stick a lightbulb into someone's ass, and then screw a working lamp (minus the shade) onto the bulb. Then, turn on the lamp, thus creating a human lampshade. The ass has to be at least moderately hairy for this to be achieved.
I can't sit down for 5 days cause of that hairy lampshade I got last night.
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