What is Hairy Lampshade?
1.
To stick a lightbulb into someone's ass, and then screw a working lamp (minus the shade) onto the bulb. Then, turn on the lamp, thus creating a human lampshade. The ass has to be at least moderately hairy for this to be achieved.
I can't sit down for 5 days cause of that hairy lampshade I got last night.
See
Random Words:
1.
n. pseu-do-mex-i-cism
1. To pretend to be Mexican.
2. To suggest or imply you are of Mexican decent when, in fact, you are not.
From ..