What is Hairy Mayonnaise?
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Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.
"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."
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Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.
"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."
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teabagging someone then cumming in there eyes/nose or ear depending on the penis.
Jan: Last night at the party Josh got teacummed.
Jon..