Hairy Mayonnaise

What is Hairy Mayonnaise?


1.

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.

"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

See hairy, mayonnaise, sandwich, jizz, mayonaise

2.

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.

"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

See hairy, mayonnaise, sandwich, jizz, mayonaise


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