Hairy Oyster Edit Meaning

1. When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato. Fred..

1. When you lay your cock across the length of someone's nose imitating the protective nose guard of the ancient Roman Soldier's ..

1. Breasts that can fit within a person's hand. Usually ranging from A cup to B cup sizes. "She's not all that built, but s..