Hairy Oyster Edit Meaning

1. A synonym for sucks. It also can be spelled/pronounced Zag, but it is better to stick with the original. Dude, this food really zyges...

1. Another name for a Goatee. Hey, look at that dudes Muff Scrub. This chick is gonna be riding my Muff Scrub all night. See muff, scrub..

1. Someone who has a reputation for hanging around ski resorts and sleeping with skiers and/or snowboarders. This mogul slut intentionally..