Hairy Palms

What is Hairy Palms?

"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.

If you masturbate, you'll get hairy palms.

See masturbate, masturbation, choke the chicken

...Your typing with them....you make me sick!

Stop jerking off you'll end up with hairy palms.

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Chewbacca's got hairy palms!

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Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

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