Hairy Parachute

What is Hairy Parachute?


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When a man stretches his scrotum to its limit and then jumps from a certain height and then floats down softly onto the face of his waiting partner.

My wife anxiously waited on the bed while I climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scrote in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.

See scrotum, hairy, balls, face, parachute, landing, touchdown


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