What is Hairy Parachute?
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When a man stretches his scrotum to its limit and then jumps from a certain height and then floats down softly onto the face of his waiting partner.
My wife anxiously waited on the bed while I climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scrote in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.
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Random Words:
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Phrase where you don't really care what happens, you're just glad it's not you who has to do the said person's task...
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A fag, a homo, a gay man, a poof, etc.
Self explanatory, innit?
Piss off you bum beard bandit! Fuckin' 'ell, do I look like..
