Hairy Penis And The Kidney Stone

What is Hairy Penis And The Kidney Stone?

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a blasphemous rendering of the popular Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Coming this Fall to a theater near you..."Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone"

"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."

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